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hey guys Mike here new plan grand theft

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auto online uh little hungover extremely

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hungover portable too hard last night

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some hop on grand theft auto and see if

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I can make some friends the only time

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i'll try to kill somebody they're trying

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to kill me go to the hop go to the go to

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the hospital and go to the Ospital and

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go on and go on top all the way to the

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ladder go to the ladder and be and I'm

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be up there man that sounds like a lot

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of work what's going on some vacuuming

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huh

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no that's my cousin drying his hair the

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cousins drying his hair more in this

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yeah damn wait what wait what are you

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technically I live in the United States

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of America oh I know you living like

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we're at United States I live

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technically above the mason-dixon line

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huh technically um I live in a swing

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state okay after a beer hey you drinking

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yeah yeah I'm still a little hung over

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from yesterday I can't start drinking

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that's my day off do you have a

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parachute um probably mean it so that's

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kind of a weird question has somebody

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not was I was I was talking to my cousin

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oh well he's drying his hair he's not

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gonna have a parachute on doesn't make

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any sense uh I know I'm playing his game

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Oh is he planning like another game

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where he blow-dries his hair or

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something the game is it that I want

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that one yeah I want to play blow-dry

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is that on xbox a marketplace or

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something

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that's our no game you said your your

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cousin's doing it yeah blow drying his

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hair I know real yeah but where's the

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game like is that in the xbox

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marketplace or not it's not a game uh we

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must take it pretty seriously then he

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doesn't viewed as a game why is your

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cousin blow drying is Harry did you like

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a date or something cuz it's Valentine's

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Day or something no he just got out the

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really always keep my hair cut I prefer

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mine to dry naturally I don't like split

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ends yeah nah I want to kill you again

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but you drew down on me is that your

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cousin yeah my little cousin it is it

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the one blow dry loved one is here yeah

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you got him in the wrong way tell us

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about the hair why do you wanna know

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about the hair really don't so he said

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don't live up here I'm just joking

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did your cousin start that the blow

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dryer back up again or something yep

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yeah man your cousin loves to blow dry

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wait it'll be good girl in here with him

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yeah maybe yeah thanks yeah maybe okay

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why do you you like girls they got

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cooties they're not shooting at me you

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got odm um i'm in i'm getting in right

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now i have it i'll follow you follow you

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dr. kill me goddamnit they kill too

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you're not suing at me I could I forget

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it damn I'm blow drying sole fact well

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you I'll come pick you guys that were

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quick first yeah that blow dryer is out

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of control Wow well I seen one of y'all

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I see I see somebody in the helicopter

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flying over he knew oh honey top the

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flames hurry up yep I see you huh let's

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why do you want me I'm not the Chicago

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I'm getting in I'm running toward you

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you're smoking I'm trying to shoot oh

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I'm ticking [\h__\h] ticking shot and

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kicking sucks I got out what's the joke

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I'll Drive hot job in every way smooth

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come on oh look at me I'm dying I'm

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dying here smooth like this guy ID ID ID

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ID ID ID to smooth man don't don't pull

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off smooth look I thing smooth damn it

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dude wait on us don't leave me cause all

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these dudes away you're trying to kill

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me what died your quest for vengeance

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cost us our lives yeah all right look on

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the blue up what Wow well I can't do

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another break what um I'm not to steal

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on the military course what about us

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you're leaving in Turkey behind your car

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bring your your solo mission of this

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rubbish in the car come on the military

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hurry up I'm gonna come in a hook up

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there all right shoe at him because he's

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gonna show an su dude get in get a

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stupid did know what about me hey hair

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you have your number here oh my guy

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scoot over I just died man

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we all take risks in this game no higher

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let you get hired oh no oh did I

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wouldn't let me go higher goddamn that

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blue dryer let me call my car real quick

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what what that's going on with a blow

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dryer wait somebody's killing me right

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come he's trying to make sure is really

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dry [\h__\h] tryin to make sure what so long

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be wet let's get out of here oh no well

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I you really gonna leave me yeah they

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are well get in smooth good n spoon I'm

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but oh you really gon get outta here get

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out my room hey we're gonna drive it to

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the base watch we're gonna drive right

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into it we're gonna go inside the limit

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18 second idea i'm pretty sure it's

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gonna work oh my god you got some cops

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on behind us can you ask your cousin how

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how wet her hair is because man that's a

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lot blow drying your bowl a boys blow

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drying her hair like that goddamn tell